i don’t like your clothes take them off
Anyone Else But You//The Moldy Peaches
you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle
Modest Mouse - Dramamine
We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
When I am a real grown-up and have a house of my own, I will not be using boring adult colors and untouchable furniture.
I want to use happy colors like teal and sunflower yellow. I want indoor swings and a library with a rolling ladder, and shelves upon shelves of books. I want a chalkboard wall…
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.
my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else
|—||me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)|